Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

You know whats funny Aids

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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