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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

can you touch your toes? no

2 + 2 = fish

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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