Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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If life gives you lemonade.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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I have read the terms and conditions

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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