- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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