- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What's red, blue & green all over?

so...um, yeah

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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