How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Who is John Galt?

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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7+5=12

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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kaite is dumb that is true

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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