- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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