What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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#IHateHashtags

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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