What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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I had a submarine.... once

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Boob

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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are u black unlucky

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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