- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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