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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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