A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Anti Joke

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