Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Nah

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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