What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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