- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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