- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

whats black and strange a paki

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Gingers.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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