- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why? Why not?

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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