- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

David Cameron

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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