- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A seal walks into a club.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Two planes walk into an office building

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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