- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What's 9 + 10 19

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How High is a Chinese man

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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