- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Who is John Galt?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

a man makes a bad joke

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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