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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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