Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What? Why?

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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I love pissing people off :P

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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