- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

A blonde dies Lololol

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

if you are reading this your wasting your time

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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