- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man