- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

what is red white and blue? the french flag

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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