Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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