What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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