- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

why did the man die? he had cancer

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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