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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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