- Anti Joke

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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