An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

A baby seal walks into a club.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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