Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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wael.. nuff said

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Tim and Eric

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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