What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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