- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Women's rights.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

knock knock come in !

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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