What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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