Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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