- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Women's Rights.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

So a blonde walks into a wall...

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

i like it in the mouth

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

what is orange and blue 2 colors

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