- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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