- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Terry has ebola

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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