You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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no rasist joks

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What would Muhammed do?

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