- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What's blue? The sky.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

I like the color potato.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.