- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Do you like fishsticks No

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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