- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

no really what are ur names?

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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