- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Boys have swag, real men have class

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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