So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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