What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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whats 7+4? 74

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Women's Rights.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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this is stupid .... yep

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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