Oh, go away

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Neil Lewis

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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