y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Penis

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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