- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Loperson

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's your blood type? Red.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

#Getweird

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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