- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What's brown and sticky? A stick

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

mental kid

An Asian with a big dick.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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