- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

A women left the kitchen.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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