How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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haha black people :D

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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