Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Who invented apple? God

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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