- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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