A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Life

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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