What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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