- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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