knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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