What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

I am very humble.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Sex education in Texas.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Dwarf Shortage

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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