What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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