- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

hey guys im gay

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

i killed my family

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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