- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

What's funnier than 24? 25

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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