Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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