- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

penis haha

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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