- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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