What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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