Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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say it ten times fast: oh

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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