- Anti Joke

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.